We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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