I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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