ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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