North Korea, Best Korea!
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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