nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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