wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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