you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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