The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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