The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
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