We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
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