Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
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