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You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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