butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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