I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Randomize
