brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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