Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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