Have you finally orgasmed yet?
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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