I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
we're making bets on your personal life
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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