Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
