You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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