one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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