this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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