DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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