I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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