I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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