someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
She's the barista slut.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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