you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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