lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Randomize
