There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
His nipple licking is glorious
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