Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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