The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
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