omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
So much rum. So many feels.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
How does one acquire holy water?
Randomize
