My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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