i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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