i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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