I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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