Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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