How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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