Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
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You. Win. At. Life.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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