Only a mothe r could love this liver
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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