Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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