so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
She's just so happy...and so naked.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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