Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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