dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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