I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
