that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I CAN MOONWALK!
I wanna passion pit in your ass
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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