So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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