Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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