Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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