Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
