make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
only if we run a train.
done.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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