I wannas sexs uuuuu
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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