God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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