We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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