That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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